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Jan Souleyman with smiles, shortly before 'Jan Souleyman with raging anger'
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Jan Souleyman
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Position |
Midfield
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Date of Birth |
12th September 1971
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Place of Birth |
Wanstead, London
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Height |
5ft 9ins
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Weight |
12.5 St
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Signed for WFC |
Sept 1995
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First WFC Boss |
Paul (POPS) Parris
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Woodhurst debut |
I can't even remember my last game!
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Best tour moment |
Everyone yelling 'Fight Fight Fight' on the Denmark tour bus
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Best tour song |
Jolly Boys Outing
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Other Clubs |
None
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Previous Clubs |
Debden Sports
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Team Supported |
Arsenal
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Favourite boots |
Adidas Kaiser 5s
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Favourite Player |
Jose Antonio Reyes
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Best game seen |
Arsenal 2 Liverpool 0, 1989
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Dream Tour Venue |
Copacabana Beach, Brazil.
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Dream female
5-a-side team |
Goalkeeper: Pamela Anderson Defender: Lucy Liu Midfield: Jenna Jameson and Nicole Kidman Striker: Heidi Klum
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Historical Player Profiles
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From the Denmark 2001 Tour programme
Eighteen months working and bodybuilding in New York has certainly mellowed wing wizard Souleyman. Featuring in the final games of the campaign, he's only been seen kicking out once, but thankfully it was an advertising hoarding and not an opponent.
A late, but welcome addition to the tour, Jano will be able to recount his experiences in the Big Apple - no, not your stall Jason - and distribute vast quantities of class A drugs to his Scandinavian contacts during the weekend.
From the Vicenza 2002 Tour programme
Jan has calmed down somewhat this season since finding a nice young lady, but has spent much of his time hopping across the Atlantic to see her, so it could well be just jet-lag. The Woodhurst Players' Player of the Year has also made the number 14 shirt his own, you can see the rip in the collar where he's taken out his frustration, unless it was a screwdriver from a Drum and Monkey pikey.
Avoid mentioning his resemblance to The Bill's Reg Hollis and you will escape his wrath.
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Tom Gray
